December 2011
4 posts
after
If there is a hell, I’m so going to it. I just made a joke about Jesus going to Chucky Cheese for His birthday.
karma
I have long believed that the universe keeps one’s karma in balance throughout one’s life, that periods of turmoil and sorrow are balanced by subsequent joy, and vice-versa. Recent experience has only reinforced this belief.
“I sailed an ocean, unsettled ocean, through restful waters and deep commotion,...”
– The Beach Boys - Sail on Sailor (Holland, 1973)
An old earworm, fitting my mood like a glove:
...
October 2011
2 posts
animals talking in all caps →
“THIS IS THE LAST TRIP TO THE ORTHODONTIST YOU WILL EVER TAKE.”
The internet never ceases to amaze.
Occupy Herbstreit →
“A lost GameDay fan occupies Wall Street”
January 2011
1 post
Murphy's Law, buttered toast, and anti-gravity... →
December 2010
2 posts
October 2010
3 posts
Burish Responds To A Fan's Feedback →
I miss Adam Burish on the Blackhawks. He was a perfect 4th-line winger.
So much for 2011 →
“The Cubs are counting on a healthy John Grabow” says all that needs to be said about this organization.
September 2010
6 posts
This is a news website science article →
“This picture has been optimised by SEO experts to appeal to our key target demographics”
“Computers let you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human...”
– Unknown
“Someone said, “Is there there funk after death?” I said, “Is...”
– Parliament - P-Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)
He’s focus-larious!
merlin:
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junk in the carry-on
Flight attendants with prodigous backsides probably shouldn’t work on tiny planes. Every time the one on my flight turned around or walked by, somebody got bumped. Usually me.
August 2010
2 posts
$2 Chuck →
An interesting look at every frugal urban sophisticate’s favorite grocery chain.
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
3 posts
When I was your age... →
The “Niles Center Branch” sees the return of a long-demolished station.
“Seniors, it’s time to cap your anus with cement!”
May 2010
5 posts
dudebro
I went to an a cappella show and a frat party broke out. Or was it the other way around?
“We solve our problems with song…
and bloodshed.”
– The Northwestern Undertones
How to Suck at Facebook →
“I just upgraded my pigs to level 13 Pork Knights!”
March 2010
5 posts
http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/ →
“It has come to our attention that [our name] may be misread by some.”
Credit for honesty, at least.
“Instead of designing beautiful data-structures and elegant algorithms, we’re...”
– Mike Taylor (via Gruber)
February 2010
3 posts
snail mail →
for when you want to slow down electronic communication
pew-pew →
One step closer to my childhood dream of having a laser rifle. I want to be a transformer when I grow up.
WatchPerfect deconstructionist satire
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
3 posts
Watch“Mind if I fuck around in your attic?”
The Evolution of the Hipster 2000-2009 →
“He seeks working-class authenticity, taking pride in his full beard and the fact that he’s often mistaken for a homeless person.”
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
2 posts
the "Byte Cellar" →
want.
August 2009
1 post
“The [inter]net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.”
– John Gilmore
June 2009
2 posts
Moxy Fruvous’s twist on the King of Pop.
May 2009
2 posts
texts from last night →
“(310): your room smells of hookers.
(904): And success”
April 2009
3 posts
“Maybe the world isn’t coming to an end after all. Or it is, but...”
– heard in the Morningstar men’s room after the Apple earnings release