December 2011
4 posts
after
If there is a hell, I’m so going to it. I just made a joke about Jesus going to Chucky Cheese for His birthday.
karma
I have long believed that the universe keeps one’s karma in balance throughout one’s life, that periods of turmoil and sorrow are balanced by subsequent joy, and vice-versa. Recent experience has only reinforced this belief.
“I sailed an ocean, unsettled ocean, through restful waters and deep commotion,...”
– The Beach Boys - Sail on Sailor (Holland, 1973)
An old earworm, fitting my mood like a glove:
...
October 2011
2 posts
animals talking in all caps →
“THIS IS THE LAST TRIP TO THE ORTHODONTIST YOU WILL EVER TAKE.”
The internet never ceases to amaze.
Occupy Herbstreit →
“A lost GameDay fan occupies Wall Street”
January 2011
1 post
Murphy's Law, buttered toast, and anti-gravity... →
December 2010
2 posts
October 2010
3 posts
Burish Responds To A Fan's Feedback →
I miss Adam Burish on the Blackhawks. He was a perfect 4th-line winger.
So much for 2011 →
“The Cubs are counting on a healthy John Grabow” says all that needs to be said about this organization.
September 2010
6 posts
This is a news website science article →
“This picture has been optimised by SEO experts to appeal to our key target demographics”
“Computers let you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human...”
– Unknown
“Someone said, “Is there there funk after death?” I said, “Is...”
– Parliament - P-Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)
He’s focus-larious!
merlin:
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junk in the carry-on
Flight attendants with prodigous backsides probably shouldn’t work on tiny planes. Every time the one on my flight turned around or walked by, somebody got bumped. Usually me.
August 2010
2 posts
$2 Chuck →
An interesting look at every frugal urban sophisticate’s favorite grocery chain.
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
3 posts
When I was your age... →
The “Niles Center Branch” sees the return of a long-demolished station.
“Seniors, it’s time to cap your anus with cement!”
May 2010
5 posts
dudebro
I went to an a cappella show and a frat party broke out. Or was it the other way around?
“We solve our problems with song…
and bloodshed.”
– The Northwestern Undertones
How to Suck at Facebook →
“I just upgraded my pigs to level 13 Pork Knights!”
March 2010
5 posts
http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/ →
“It has come to our attention that [our name] may be misread by some.”
Credit for honesty, at least.
“Instead of designing beautiful data-structures and elegant algorithms, we’re...”
– Mike Taylor (via Gruber)
February 2010
3 posts
snail mail →
for when you want to slow down electronic communication
pew-pew →
One step closer to my childhood dream of having a laser rifle. I want to be a transformer when I grow up.
WatchPerfect deconstructionist satire
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
3 posts
Watch“Mind if I fuck around in your attic?”
Watchlonelysandwich:
scottjacksonx:
Me doing the fishstick.
At least, I think I’m doing the fishstick.
C’mon now drummer, I wantcha ta tighten up for me now.
I should have listened to the episode before I filmed this. Maybe then my attempt at casually focusing on the camera wouldn’t come off as such an intense stare.
This video is the kind of thing that happens when people have iPhones.
...
The Evolution of the Hipster 2000-2009 →
“He seeks working-class authenticity, taking pride in his full beard and the fact that he’s often mistaken for a homeless person.”
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
2 posts
the "Byte Cellar" →
want.
August 2009
1 post
“The [inter]net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.”
– John Gilmore
June 2009
2 posts
Moxy Fruvous’s twist on the King of Pop.
May 2009
2 posts
texts from last night →
“(310): your room smells of hookers.
(904): And success”
April 2009
3 posts
“Maybe the world isn’t coming to an end after all. Or it is, but...”
– heard in the Morningstar men’s room after the Apple earnings release